Monday, April 14, 2008

Blend on Vernon Boulevard

I don't have the time right now, nor have the desire to revisit the entire experience, but Blend, a newish restaurant in Long Island City off of Vernon Boulevard, is god-awful.

Quick rundown:

* Snobby waiter
* Service took forever
* Forgot to bring our drinks
* Gave the drinks to the wrong people
* Brought me hot water without any tea bags
* I had to ask the BARTENDER to get my tea bag
* Never brought milk or sugar
* Put the side dishes on the wrong plates
* Had to ask the hostess for the toast, she brought one portion, promising to bring the next, never did
* Messed up the bill 3 times before getting it right

Did I mention that they served my mom a glass of OJ in a dirty glass with LIPSTICK on it?

Terrible place. Food sucked ass too. Crappy lunchmeat in my turkey/spinach omelette.

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