Hardcore kids

Seriously. Why do you want to punch people when you "dance"? When I was a young whippersnapper, moshing involved jumping into each other, you know, shoulder-to-shoulder, back-to-back, etc. And when you knocked someone over, you helped them up. Unless they were drunken assholes, but that's another story.

When did roundhouse kicks become part of the equation? When did Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat moves become as much a part of dancing as the two-step? I yearn for the simple days.