My memory, or apparent lack thereof

When I sat down to write this entry, I could sworn that I hadn't missed a day in a while. However, much to my surprise, I noticed that I had not only miss a day, but had missed 2 consecutive days. This not only pisses me off, but disturbs me quite a bit as well.

The gym in my apartment building

There are too many people there. Quit trying to be healthy. You cramp my style.

Shaving

I really hate it. I really do. So I'm not going to tonight. THERE.

Realizing that you don't really need to your job to be happy

I could easily "survive" and live a happy life on the salary of a mid-level retail store employee, albeit not in NYC. I used to be able to do so much on so little yet feel so fulfilled. Now, it's a struggle to figure out what exactly makes me happy, what's "supposed" to make me happy, and what the balance is between those two things .

Wow, I just re-read this post and it hurt trying to analyze it.

Soy Crisps

They're too damn good. I hate soy. Why do I like soy crisps? Pains me dearly.

Baseball on TV

I absolutely love watching live baseball. This is greatly enhanced by the fact that I can get drunk, and that there are anywhere between 10 and 30 thousand other drunks, so I feel much better about myself.

However, live baseball on TV is a complete drag. An abomination in fact. This is further amplified by the fact that it's on every single night on ESPN etc. I sometimes find myself mindlessly watching for 15, 30, 45 minutes, even an hour, only to realize I have wasted whatever increment of time had passed. Gone. Never to be had again.

The fact that I love NYC so much but my family is in NC

I need to get rich so I can move them up here. Or just be able to charter private jets more often to see them. Will need to build airport in Norwood. Noted.

Being sunburnt on one side

I hate non-symmetry.

Not getting enough sleep

Just sets me up for failure days down the road. I'm getting better at it, but inevitably I will crash and burn when I don't take care of myself.

High Fructose Corn Syrup

If you're gonna use this sort of shitty sweetener, can't it just been corn syrup? It's bad enough. Why do you need high fructose? It could even be low fructose corn syrup, that would be much better.

Annoying.

Trying to hold in gas while running on a treadmill

It's really annoying. More annoying if I can't actually hold in said gas. More annoying for those around me as well. Note: limit dairy consumption prior to running. Especially on treadmill.

Tea/Coffeehouses that close at 8 p.m. on a Monday Night ...

All I wanted to do was read a few more pages in the Watchmen graphic novel. But wait, what's this, you close at 8 p.m.??????????? Hahhahaaha, what a joke. I think I'll have more tea thanks. Oh wait I can't? You mean because you actually do close at 8 p.m.? You're making me go home now? I'll buy some more chai-ginger ice cream I promise.

Continental breakfast the Hampton Inn & Suites

Godawful. Toaster never worked. Crappy muffins.

The amount of time it apparently takes to warm up pretzels at Yankee stadium

It took YEARS to heat those things up yesterday. It was chaos. Everyone wanted pretzels, and we all had to wait ages to get them. Which meant more time to consume alcohol. Which made us all much madder. You see the cycle.