Baseball on TV

I absolutely love watching live baseball. This is greatly enhanced by the fact that I can get drunk, and that there are anywhere between 10 and 30 thousand other drunks, so I feel much better about myself.

However, live baseball on TV is a complete drag. An abomination in fact. This is further amplified by the fact that it's on every single night on ESPN etc. I sometimes find myself mindlessly watching for 15, 30, 45 minutes, even an hour, only to realize I have wasted whatever increment of time had passed. Gone. Never to be had again.