Wal Mart 2 days before Christmas

Unreal. I knew I shouldn't have pressed my luck.

Women who can bench press more than me

It's just weird more than anything. But it still gets on my nerves.

When Amazon keeps suggesting Nickelback's new cd to me

I'm not sure if that's an egregious bug in Amazon's recommendation system, or something I've been trying to repress that is starting to show its ugly head. Please pray for the former.

Cutting your toe open and not realizing it because you're kinda drunk

It leaves a mess in your bathroom that is no fun to clean up.

When my beard is at that itchy length

REALLY annoying.

Economy class

I've never flown Business or First, but Economy class makes me sound cheap. Just call it normal class instead please.

Me taking a week to make a new post

I've already posted this 3 times I think, but it still gets on my nerves badly.