Losing my lock at the gym.

It's happened 3 times now.

When people talk right in front of the subway entrance

Yes, you ARE the only people on earth.

Forgetting a book

I have done this too many times to count now. I read a book, then a few weeks later, couldn't even tell you what the basic plot is. Much less name any characters from it. Is this a case of the book truly sucking, or me just mindlessly skimming over pages while my mind is obviously elsewhere? I couldn't tell you.

Waking up next to a bag of candy

It's never a sexy thing.

That I am a lazy fool

And yet again, have gone well over a month without a post. I complain enough, yet apparently not enough to write about it. I'm tired of being a lazy fool.

Eating too much potato salad and not enough meat

At a Brazilian steakhouse. Sort of pointless.

Losing the cap of your wine bottle

Especially when you don't own any of those convenient rubber stoppers. Now what do I do?

UK Border Patrol in Paris

For not wanting to let me back into their country. I make your country better.

Drinking too much soda

Which makes my stomach all bubbly and all. Annoying.

People who leave the water running

It's not that hard to turn the faucet off. Lazy.

Taking sleeping pills, then waking up the middle of the night

Shit never feels good.

Finding soap in my ears well after showering/drying has been completed.

Not a good surprise.

Not remembering when I turned off my alarm

Glad for the extra hour of sleep. Not glad for the blackout.

Haribo candy

Why do I love you so damn much?

When the customer service person on the phone burps

Come on, of all the things you can't do while on the phone with a customer ... just don't make funny noises, the requirement should be straightforward enough!

Action Items

I hate this term. It's used by people who don't have real jobs, but like to create work for other people.

Having a bottle of wine, and then making yourself go to bed since you have to get up early

What a tease.

People who schedule me for 6 p.m. meetings

You people.

Tiny showers

I can barely get the soap on before it gets off, leading me to a double-soaping. Oh well.

Sore necks

Why is this such a debilitating thing? Don't you think after all these years, we would have adapated better for a variety of pillow shapes and sizes?

That beers in London are no more than 4 percent alcohol

Such a conspiracy, to get me to buy more beer. Wankers.

Single Digit Cold weather

I couldn't feel my fingers this morning. That's not right.

Gas tank covers that are hard to get into

I had to call Avis' 24 hour emergency roadside assistance phone number to get help. How sad and annoying is that?

Cities without late night drug stores

Seriously Sunnyvale, what's a guy supposed to do for Listerine and contact solution?

Working for 16 hours on the first day back from Christmas vacation

Seriously. Why do I do that to my self? Already burnt out, and nothing has even started. Bring on 2010.