Not remembering when I turned off my alarm

Glad for the extra hour of sleep. Not glad for the blackout.

Haribo candy

Why do I love you so damn much?

When the customer service person on the phone burps

Come on, of all the things you can't do while on the phone with a customer ... just don't make funny noises, the requirement should be straightforward enough!

Action Items

I hate this term. It's used by people who don't have real jobs, but like to create work for other people.

Having a bottle of wine, and then making yourself go to bed since you have to get up early

What a tease.

People who schedule me for 6 p.m. meetings

You people.

Tiny showers

I can barely get the soap on before it gets off, leading me to a double-soaping. Oh well.

Sore necks

Why is this such a debilitating thing? Don't you think after all these years, we would have adapated better for a variety of pillow shapes and sizes?

That beers in London are no more than 4 percent alcohol

Such a conspiracy, to get me to buy more beer. Wankers.

Single Digit Cold weather

I couldn't feel my fingers this morning. That's not right.

Gas tank covers that are hard to get into

I had to call Avis' 24 hour emergency roadside assistance phone number to get help. How sad and annoying is that?

Cities without late night drug stores

Seriously Sunnyvale, what's a guy supposed to do for Listerine and contact solution?

Working for 16 hours on the first day back from Christmas vacation

Seriously. Why do I do that to my self? Already burnt out, and nothing has even started. Bring on 2010.