Sunday, March 29, 2009

Losing the cap of your wine bottle

Especially when you don't own any of those convenient rubber stoppers. Now what do I do?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

UK Border Patrol in Paris

For not wanting to let me back into their country. I make your country better.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Drinking too much soda

Which makes my stomach all bubbly and all. Annoying.