Putting a wallet in a wet bathing suit

It makes a mess. Although I can't blame anyone but myself, since 20 beers inhibits my ability to judge dryness.

Chips at a Mexican restaurant, before dinner

I am never hungry enough to finish my meal after that. What's more wasteful, throwing away excess bulk-made tortilla chips or a prepared entree? Bring chips AFTER. That's what I say.

Getting stuck behind 2 tractor trailers going 35 in a 55

In the back country of North Carolina, no less. Longest drive to town ever.

Wilted lettuce, when you really wanted a salad

Nothing kills a party quite like that.

When the air conditioning (if you can call it that) gets turned off before takeoff

Sitting on tarmac in 90 degree weather. Packed plane. LEATHER SEATS. Isn't it a good idea to keep blasting the A/C so as to not piss off the already annoyed travelers?

Smells don't escape enclosed areas very easily. And an airplane is pretty enclosed. And a group of sweaty people + 90 degrees + stress + leather don't make for a good combination. Do what's best for the people, and the long-term health of your aircraft.

Humidity + Heat + Garbage

What a delicious and wonderful smell to walk down the streets to!

It's even better when you're walking past a fish market which has just cleaned its store out onto the sidewalk.

Flip Flops that are just SLIGHTLY too large

You catch the ends on the sidewalk and almost eat shit. They sometimes slap really loudly and annoy you and those around you. They have more surface area to pick up dirt etc.

Some things just aren't perfect I suppose.

Hitting the snooze button, 8 times

Why can't I just set my alarm for an hour later and deal with it?

Soy Milk

Ew.

Putting on socks after you've worn flip-flops all day.

It's basically like nails on a chalkboard for me. It just feels so awkward and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it sucks.

People who try to tell other people how to do their jobs

Lady in front of me in line at the bank, holding me up, trying to tell someone that she knows how to tell if a 100 dollar bill is fake or not, and they don't. Open your own bank, and quit wasting my time.

The L Train

It's a piece of shit. And I am about to sign up for 2 more years of having it be my primary subway line.

I haven't had anything to truly complain about in a while, but it's time to get back into the groove.