Dudes who pee at a urinal with their pants down around their ankles

Firstly, I don't want to see bare ass when I walk into a bathroom to relieve myself. I deal with enough in a gym locker room, so give me a break.

Secondly, bathroom floors are disgusting. Do your pants really need to touch that?

Third, unless you're Patrick Ewing, you have no need to drop your pants.