When you realize water that you're stepping in isn't rainwater

You know, that it's just runoff from someone cleaning out their restaurant or store in the morning. It's extra disgusting, beyond the normal nastiness of city rainwater runoff.

Taking a shower at night and having messed up hair in the a.m.

I'm clean, but I look like I'm homeless due to my disheveled hair. I don't have any cool hats so that's not an option. Guess I'll just look goofy today.

Shaving off too much of my sideburns

When I wanted to leave a little more. Granted, my facial hair grows absurdly fast so it's not that big of a deal, but being a perfectionist, it annoys me slightly for sure.

Bodega guys who give me a straw and a paper bag for a can of soda

Totally wasteful and simply unnecessary. I don't need to hide my Coke Zero from the police. And I have an immune system. Furthermore, if the can is dirty, I'll just wipe it with the underside of my shirt. Or in the most dire of situations, I'll use a napkin or tissue.

Grocery stores that keep meat past its sell-buy date on the shelves

I hate you lazy people. And you're endangering your clients, don't you know that?

Forgetting my iPod when I go to the gym

It's sad how dependent I've become on my iPod, and music in general. I can't even walk to the store 2 blocks away anymore without listening to half of a song in the process.