People Who Bitch About Snow

Last I checked, you can't control it, so quit bitching about the fact that it's snowing.

It is however, completely reasonable to bitch about your local government or transportation bodies for doing a shitty job of actually handling said snow.

Baseball

Already getting upset that it's going to be the only sport on for the majority of the time until football season starts again.

8 a.m. Friday meetings

Unacceptable.

Eating beef jerky then realizing there's no water around

Only so much salted meat you can take in before the skin dries out.

Flat tires on a bicycle

It just makes it way less fun.

New Years' Resolutions

Just act appropriately, do what's good for you, live life all the time.