NO YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SORRY! If you were sorry, you wouldn't have stuck your hand out and delayed everyone's commute even further. If you were sorry, you would have just waited for the next elevator and been the dick who's not only delaying everyone, but making it even more uncomfortable by shoving yourself into an already-packed box of bleary-eyed, uncaffeinated grumpy folks.
I hope that one day, I get to witness one of these jerks getting their hand actually stuck in the elevator allowing me to enjoy the terrified look in their eyes as they wonder about life minus that hand. Don't get my wrong I don't want anyone to actually lose a hand and I certainly don't wanna see that kind of gore, but I do want them to think they'll lose the hand and think twice about ever doing this again.
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