People who say "on line" instead of "in line"

You trying to dial up to AOL? You trying to get on to Yahoo! chat and do some RPG'ing or talk to your imaginary girl/boyfriend?

Do you stand on top of people when you wait for your coffee? Do you head-walk like in a mosh pit when you're waiting to use the bathroom at a sporting event? There is no ON line, you are waiting IN the fucking thing.

When I moved to New York, I thought I was hearing things for a while, then realized that there are far more people who use this horrifyingly awful phrase than I could imagine. You people are weird.