Quarters, when you have a washer/dryer in your home

Completely dead weight in my pocket or clanking around in my bag. Generally too small to be a decent tip. Not fun enough to be a cat toy. Not heavy enough to be a paperweight. Can't wait to lug 37 pounds of quarters = 14 bucks to the Coinstar machine so I can cash out for a eCertificate and buy some toilet paper for "free" on Amazon.