Can openers

Every can of everything should have a pop top.

Bugs

All kinds. You're all awful and I hate you with a passion.

Flat soda

So disappointing when you crack the can and all you get is silence :-(

People who don't walk on the moving walkways in airports

Stop being a lazy piece of shit and move along. The point of those is to make us move FASTER not for you to catch your breath.