Losing my lock at the gym.

It's happened 3 times now.

When people talk right in front of the subway entrance

Yes, you ARE the only people on earth.

Forgetting a book

I have done this too many times to count now. I read a book, then a few weeks later, couldn't even tell you what the basic plot is. Much less name any characters from it. Is this a case of the book truly sucking, or me just mindlessly skimming over pages while my mind is obviously elsewhere? I couldn't tell you.

Waking up next to a bag of candy

It's never a sexy thing.

That I am a lazy fool

And yet again, have gone well over a month without a post. I complain enough, yet apparently not enough to write about it. I'm tired of being a lazy fool.

Eating too much potato salad and not enough meat

At a Brazilian steakhouse. Sort of pointless.

Losing the cap of your wine bottle

Especially when you don't own any of those convenient rubber stoppers. Now what do I do?

UK Border Patrol in Paris

For not wanting to let me back into their country. I make your country better.

Drinking too much soda

Which makes my stomach all bubbly and all. Annoying.

People who leave the water running

It's not that hard to turn the faucet off. Lazy.